There once was a Teemo who stood next to a time bomb. So Teemo says "well this is bloody brilliant". He proceeded to attempt tickling Tryndamere when a loud fart came out of the gassy Teemo. "Shiver me timbers!" Tryndamere breathed in the noxious fart, and fainted. Meanwhile the time bomb was slowly ticking when suddenly a wild Nidalee appeared! Then the Nidalee threw her spear into Teemo's jugular vein, killing him. However, Teemo was given a magnificent erection. It was painful to watch. The bomb exploded, it was spectacular, since most of us were standing on top of spaghetti, we didn't manage to reach the magic spoon. Starving, we help the yordle king whip his subjects to a creamy, pulpy, white mixture. Suddenly a man dropped his ice cream. Then, Kassadin appeared and said this: "I tried to take a bunny once. Boy, did I regret that." and then died. From that strange sexual encounter, I noticed that I had a rock in my pocket. Riven came by and started to give me a lovely foot massage. And then I gave her a million dollars. Then there was an explosion which killed all of the yordles. Then Cho'Gath decided to sleep with Ashe. It produced 3 babies, one named Teemo, one named Sejuani, one named Boompje. The three children lick 5 cats in a dark slimy orifice which smelled like rotten tomatoes but was actually Baron's throat. Baron got smited and they escaped laughing despicably while Katarina took her gameboy out of her smelly suitcase. And then an OP Shen teleported. Out of nowhere, a wild monsoon created by Janna kills everyone instantly. Then Janna taunted and released a foul odor through her extremely large (and smelly too), box of onions. This surprised everyone, even though it was not realy and extremely large onion at all, but rather a very large turnip. The sky was full of cows falling like rocks, big moo-ing rocks. Falling on Janna was a GIGANTIC Vaseline covered Cho'Gath which was odd, since Cho'Gath doesn't use Vaseline all the time. But he enjoyed it, like a lot. He liked the easy cheese based dipping sauce that was all over Katarina's fine ass. It was really quite nasty; however it was also incredibly delicious. Meanwhile, there was a big bad Warwick on a stick roasting over fires like a marshmallow. A crispy burnt delicious marshmallow. Then mirana nightshade wearing a Big Black fat cat on Christmas Eve...but the pickle said good day mates! And then a foreign character, Mario, shot kill (for) profit Tibbers making annie unto the breach where Nicholas Cage peeking so hard, saw Ahri starting to beat a midget with her enormous "best friend" swords which smelt like a big fat piece of toast, but tasted like a giant Diana and was sweaty with a substance soft as Gangplank's hairy ugly smelling explosive waffle machine (that) decided to play with them on a brand new shiny and huge big ripe watermelon.

Suddenly an earthquake. And Ahri's face was licked by me. Afterwards, Teemo became and jealous (and) instead Teemo licked Ashe's ass but it wasn't clean, and Teemo started to puke and lost half of his ear. (He) then underwent serious nurse Akali nursing, which resulted in lack of sexual stimulation in his mind but it was super-effective and did over a poor cat who fell off a tall building and landed inside an art museum and the cat ran into a big statue of a fat Teemo, and the statue got roid rage when it punched Mundo in the left knee and caused him to spontaneously love Teemo, but Vayne saw the moment and stripped for Teemo who saw her sexy poison dart and then started to think about all the butts filled with twinkies and fluffy marshmallows and gold caviar with silver butts. All this thinking caused spontaneous combustion in the brain. Sion became erect watching Teemo walking around the Teemo and pooping butterflies while he started to think about why he was hungry for a big wet sandwich, filled with sanitizer and yordle soup with rumble chunks. And that was just the beginning cause Sion started axing everybody while Fizz was licking his big fat hairy Samuel Jackson cat who was sitting on Mundo's monstrous muscles in Sona's mind which made her feel smaller than a peanut in an Asian's pencil. Trundle appear(ed) out of (nowhere?) and hit Teemo with his club which dealt a lot of damage against his unstable fragile body which in turn, had a negative effect on his tiny, adorable, cute, large, chubby cheeks which all pooped making the world do 1000 true pus damage. With Teemo headed down a 2 second drop off a large cliff. Then he fell on Yo momma and bounced off her exceedingly large, smelly booger. Afterwards, Phreak did tons of booty drops, which allowed Teemo to do more damage for 5 seconds over time. Then, the immense Cho'gath feasted a yordle. Nunu was thrown and started to tank a singed that hunted a little after getting fed from farming minions and getting a Best Friend sword which he used to fight off a fed Shen that couldn't be ripped of his fearless underpants of a fed Ashe.

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